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Sep 2

nOthIng

Anonymous

Wat

Sep 2

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Sep 2

istalkpeopleforfun:

Every single person who likes or reblogs this will get nothing in their ask box

Sep 2

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Sep 2

Things I know a lot about:

-my workplace
-Minecraft
-astrology
-psychology
-astronomy / oceanography
-words / grammar
-horses
-wolves
-Supernatural / The Office / How I Met Your Mother
And that’s it. I have additional randomly gathered data, but the above is pretty much my entire personality.

Sep 2

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

(Source: startswithabang)

Sep 1

tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

Sep 1

jimfaindel:

werewolfchaos:

pagingme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[blaine gibson]

GASTON

Nobody get’s confused like Gaston

I cry for all those who do not know who this man is

Sep 1

(Source: generichenle)

Sep 1

water signs

venussaturnjupiter:

I’ve noticed that

cancers love music

scorpios love visual art (paintings, sculptures, etc.)

pisceans love literature and poetry

Hm… Do you think maybe Cardinal Signs are audial, Fixed are visual, and Mutable are linguistic? 

Sep 1

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Sep 1
heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

i clicked the source omg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p024m0s1

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

i clicked the source omg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p024m0s1

Sep 1

laughterkey:

milesofastora:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

(Source: nicklugo)

Sep 1

"This post about ___ doesn’t even sound like me!"

astrolocheese:

When we write basic compatibility, we sort of like to think of the 12 sun signs as individual people… I think that goes for ALMOST everything on this blog!

So when we say something about Aries or Libra or whatever, we are most likely (NOT ALWAYS) thinking of them as people themselves.

So, a lot of times on this blog, Capricorn isn’t people born from December 22 to January 19. Capricorn is Capricorn. Capricorn is a person with literally all the CapricornY traits :o

Again, we are aware that’s not what real astrology is, but it’s a lot of fun when you think of basic astrology like that :)

Yes!

Capricorn is a collection of traits. An archetype, and personality all compiled within itself. 

It’s a document within the cosmic file that lists everything that is the essence of Capricorn.

People born while the Sun is in Capricorn have some Capricorn traits. But they are not Capricorn.

Capricorn exists on it’s own. Along with the other eleven archetypes.

People, real life people, are much more complex. Their file includes a Sun in a Sign, and in a House, and aspected to other planets, it includes all the other planets in a Sign, in a House, and aspected to other planets. It includes all the information they’ve gathered from the moment they were conceived until this one right now… They deviate from their Sun Sign, because life takes that single file and expands upon it until there’s a completely unique individual. 

Sep 1

spacespectrum:

aquarius—moon:

emotional manipulation is abuse

emotional manipulation is abuse 

EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION IS ABUSE

EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION IS ABUSE